Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Global Warming My Ass
Next (attempt) to swim: Wednesday 4:30PM
No swimming today. I'm more than a bit cranky, the 48 degree reading on my water thermometer makes me feel like a pirate without a ship, a lush without a drink.
But I'm a pussy cat compared to Cap'n. He's getting downright crazy spitting mean. He was ranting about attacking the Trolls, and sacrificing virgins. God knows what he might do. I'd stay away from him if I were you, at least until we get some warmer water.