Saturday, September 26, 2015

Super Moon Eclipse Sunday

Next Swims: Sunday September 27th @ noon
Super Moon Eclipse Swim Sunday September 27th @ 6:30pm
   Full Moon Rise 7:11pm
   After the swim and moonrise we can watch the eclipse at the Biergarden
   Partial umbral eclipse begins: 8:07 p.m. CDT on September 27
   Total eclipse begins: 9:11 p.m. CDT
   Greatest eclipse: 9:47 p.m. CDT
Coming attraction:  Next Saturday we'll have "Krufest" - a season ending celebration at Kahuna's, details forthcoming

Last Swim: Saturday September 26th noon
Water Temp:  61 at the shore but warmer further out
Waves: 1-2 rollers, with the occasional 3 footer just for fun
Water Clarity:  Poor - all stirred up
Crew: Crash, Showgirl, North Shore Nancy, Mark, Diablo, Gumdrop, Capt'n, Nivens McTwist, Panini, Itch, Kahuna, Brian, Patriarch
Wetsuit/Skin: 8/5
Pitsch: 20 (yes, some people did 2)

I'm back! Unfortunately in my absence the celebrity guest-bloggers decided to turn this blog into a sex advice column.  Which is sorta like my plumber offering investment advice, or my car mechanic doing brain surgery.  How can you comment on sex, even bad sex, if you have no sex?


rsm said...

sex is like pizza, even when it is bad, it is still ok

Kahuna said...

Pizza Haiku Contest!

Pizza is like sex,
Wild, Wham, Wonderful, Woohoo!
Unless she's your Ex.

Pizza almost done,
But you, you are now shirtless,
So . . . pizza can wait.

Showgirl said...

Pizza Haiku #1

Layers of goodness
I want to bite into you....
Pepperoni, cheese.