Wednesday, September 23, 2015

#8: Rolling Both Ways

Next Swims:
   Thursday & Friday September 24 & 25 @ 6am

Last Swim:
   Wednesday September 23rd @ 6am
      Water Temp: 55
      Air Temp:  56 & Clear Skies
      Waves:  flat
      Clarity: Crystal
      Crew:  Diablo, Kahuna, Showgirl, Nanook, Itch, Mark, Capt'n
      Skin / Suit:  3/4

Another absolutely picture perfect morning for a swim!  I've heard rumblings that more pictures are desired in this blog...here's one Kahuna took Saturday of North Shore Nancy on our way down to the beach:


DISCLAIMER....

This posting does not represent in any way the policies, positions or opinions of myself, my employer, my wife [I don't have one], my children [I don't have any....that I know of], my brother, my sister, my Tinder connections [I don't have any yet], my lawyers,..., or anybody else. Remember, To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.  You don't have to read this, it's only a standard disclaimer.Trust me. I'm almost a doctor.  Wenn ich immer wuesste, was ich tue, waere das nur das halbe Vergnuegen



Bad Sex Move #8 - Rolling both ways

On the surface this move may sound like a great way to add a little spice to your next sexual encounter but this is definitely a topic you should take care when announcing to your partner.  Careful planning and advance notice before any such move are certainly recommended if you do attempt this move.  Sudden rolls in either direction due to discomfort (...such as when when you're lying on bed surface covered with crumbs...which may have resulted from an unrelated bad sex move...) can interrupt the rhythm of your partner and put you both in an uncomfortable position.  If taken too far this move can even result in great bodily harm if you happen roll off the bed. (...such as when attempting a 360 roll in either direction...)

7 comments:

Kahuna said...

Patriarch was complaining that there aren't enough pictures, and aren't enough poems being posted on the blog. So here's a classic for all you romantics out there:

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
And Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

And Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

Welcome Aboard. It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!


Just wondering, in all of those episodes, did anybody ever get seasick? Or an STD?

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rsm said...

OMG that woman by the roses is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!

Kahuna said...

BSM #7: Him: "Pardon me miss, do you have the time?" Her: "For what?"
Blog Post for Thursday, September 24, 2015

Next Swims:
Friday September 25 @ 6am.
Saturday September 26 TBA (noon and then an end of the season trip to the Hubbard Park Beer Garden for Barktoberfest? Or 7 pm to see the Super Moon, then off to Lisa's or CPK or some such place thereafter?)

Last Swim:
Thursday September 24th @ 6am
Water Temp: 57
Air Temp: 60 & Mostly Clear Skies, Visually Interesting Sunrise
Waves: 1 ft. rollers
Clarity: Crystal
Crew: Diablo, Itch, McTwist, Panini, support on the beach Crash
Skin / Suit: 2.5/2.5

You can tell the season is getting later:
As they stroke along through the water, swimmers are hitting golden leaves that have fallen off the trees.
We are almost making it back to the beach, before the sun breaks over the horizon.
None of the official bloggers show up to blog.
But the Patriarch is scheduled to return on Saturday, our long national nightmare will soon be over, that's as good a reason as any to celebrate. Please see the above re potential times for a swim and a celebration on Saturday. Post your preferences or suggestions.

rsm said...

Central Daylight Time (September 27, 2015)
Partial umbral eclipse begins: 8:07 p.m. CDT on September 27
Total eclipse begins: 9:11 p.m. CDT
Greatest eclipse: 9:47 p.m. CDT
Total eclipse ends: 10:23 p.m. CDT
Partial eclipse ends: 11:27 p.m. CDT

rsm said...

let's do the evening swim on sunday night to watch the eclipse.

Patriarch said...

That's a great idea.