Saturday, June 18, 2016


Next Swim: Sunday June 19th 1PM, also Monday - Friday 6AM

Last Swim:  Saturday June 18th 1PM
Water Temp: 66
Waves: Dead Calm
Lots of dead alewives floating near shore, not near so many further out
Water Clarity: Excellent
Crew: Mr. Anonymous, Itch, Liz, Lenore, Panini, Showgirl, Jack Frost, Diablo, Nanook, Patriarch
Skin/Suit: 8/2
Shots: 10
Streak: 17 days

Sick. Perverse. Juvenile.  Today the my crew mates sunk to new lows.

First they harassed and heckled Kahuna as he gimped down to the beach and into the water on crutches, demonstrating their lack of empathy and at the same time Kahuna's complete lack of common sense.

Next they heckled and hooted and leered they watched Mr Anonymous give Panini a ride, demonstrating depravity and debauchery.

The final sick joke was revealed when I emptied my swim bag at home, and discovered a dried out dead fish on the bottom.  Even on this depraved Crew I think there are only two sickos that would actually find this amusing, Diablo and Panini (although perhaps I give Showgirl too much credit).  Don't worry guys, payback is coming.

Oh yes, about the swimming (this blog is about swimming, right?).  It was a perfect swim day except for one thing.  Zillions of small dead fish (alewives?) floating in the water near shore.  By swimming south and away from shore we were able to avoid most of them.  Showgirl and Panini said there were no dead fish in the water at 9:30AM, so hopefully they will disappear as quickly as they came.

Just in case we had swallowed any disgusting water we cleaned out our intestines with a shot of Killepitsch to Kill-a-Fish.

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