Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Big Dogs and Big Money

Next Swim: Wed, 6/16, 5:45AM, Klode

Last Swim: Tue, 6/15, 5:45 AM Klode
Water Temp: 64
Waves: One - Two Foot Rollers
Water Clarity: A bit gunky right on shore, but clear 10 meters out
Crew: Cap'n, Diablo, Gumdrop, Kahuna, Patriarch

Another classic quote from Cap'n. Another one of those What Exactly Is He Thinking moments. Is he kidding? Is he drunk? Is he nuts? I'm not sure, so I present it here without further comment. We're standing in the Klode parking lot, gathering our stuff, preparing to head down the bluff to the beach, when a deer ambles out of the bushes and walks across the parking lot right in front of us, and Cap'n says, "Wow, that's a BIG dog".

In other news, thanks to Robin for clarifying what all the fuss is about regarding the use of the park. Here is an article that explain it: http://www.whitefishbaynow.com/news/95915579.html

The line that caught my eye: "There is big money here". It inspires me to create Patriarch's Morning Swim (PMS) Club. Make your $100 tax deductible checks out to "The Patriarch's Health, Welfare, Retirement, and Killepitsch Fund". Join before July 1st and get a FREE Patriarch Foot Washer. BUT THATS NOT ALL. For an additional $25 get your picture taken swimming with Patriarch, and for a mere $10 more, get it autographed.

1 comment:

Diablo said...

Do I get a discount if I laugh at your not funny jokes? What about a price reduction for helping to zip up your suit?