Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Defending Capn's Honor
This morning it came to fisticuffs when a scurrilous scalawag accused Cap'n of calling me PANSY??!! I won't name the traitor who made this remark, but you'll recognize him by his fat lip. I know Cap'n would never call me PANSY!! After all, is was me, Patriarch, who took little Teddy under my wing and got him into swimming in Lake Michigan to begin with. It was Patriarch who christened him "Cap'n". It was Patriarch who poured him his first Killepitsch. It was Patriarch who celebrated with him many a time at my place, at his place, at Pirate's kitchen. It was Patriarch who kept the group together while the Cap'n was MIA with his drunken skirt chasing ways. It was Patriarch who didn't say a word when Bruce and Larry kicked Capn's ass in Roots and Wings. Would a man of honor like Cap'n betray such love and devotion and call me PANSY!!?? No, never!