Sunday, July 10, 2016

Pole Dances and Fish Bites

Next Swims : Monday - Friday July 11 - 15, 6AM every weekday morning
With the water as warm as it is we'll probably do some evening swims this week, check back.

Last Swim:  Sunday July 10th noon
Water Temp:  70!   Rrrroooastin'
Waves:  Heavy Chop
Water Clarity: stirred up
Crew:  Diablo, Crash, Slip-n-Slide, Laurie, Panini, Jackie, Gumdrop, Jaime, Itch, Capt'n, Kahuna, Valerie, Dingo, Dragonfly, Patriarch
Suit/Skin: 3/13
Shots: 18

Beware!  It appears bad drugs being shared by Kru members.  Today at the beach Crash and Kahuna were babbling incoherently about pole dances and fish bites.  Crash was claiming that she witnessed a pole dance on the beach, and Kahuna claimed fish were biting his foot.  Neither thing makes any sense so the only thing I can conclude that they shared a bad drug trip, and what Crash interpreted as a pole dance was really Kahuna stumbling around on his crutches and Kahuna's fish bites was really Crash chewing on his ankle.  Just when you think the Kru can't possibly stoop any lower they sink lower than the lake bottom.

I wouldn't hang around with these degenerates, but it's impossible to stay away when the water is so darn nice.  It reached 70 for the first time today.

By the way, Panini is going to put together an order for new Klode Kru silicone swim caps.  When she gives me the details I will publish them in the blog, but in the meantime let her know if you're interested.


crash said...

LOL! I clearly recall someone saying Kahuna needs to be "put out of his misery"… I was just trying to do everyone a favor by chewing on his ankle! :)
As for the pole dancing, Showgirl was there for the 7:30am swim and can vouch for my story. Let the record show that it was NOT Showgirl who was putting on the show. At least, not this time. ;)

Scarface said...

Weather permitting, anyone swimming tonight (Tuesday)?

rsm said...

i'll go swimming with you this evening (tuesday) Scarface. What time?