Saturday, August 30, 2014

Dumb German's and Wanna Be Pirates

Next Swims:
   Sunday August 31st @ 9am
   Monday September 1st @ 9am

Last Swim:
   Saturday August 30th @ 9am
      Water Temp:  56.4 - 61.2
       Waves: Calm
       Clarity:  clear in most spots
       Crew:  Kahuna, Diablo, Neo, Nanook, Sketch, Don Diego, Zoom-Zoom, TaskMaster, Phil, Monica, Austin, Steve, Kate, Ben, Capt'n with special guest appearance by The Patriarch
      Skin / Suit:  5 / 10
      Pitsch Count:  12

Yah, yah, yah...speakin' wit ze German accent may be easie...but writin wit one es uber suckie hard.  But accordin' to ze Patriarch that's cuz ze German's are dumb.  ...and te add insult to ze injury not only does ze Patriarch think ze German's wit ze accent are dumb but ve also lack reverence, respect and aw.  Yah, yah, yah...was auch immer das bedeutet!

So did ya know in 2006 ve German's founded a Pirate political party?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party_Germany

Yah...how bout that...a political party to stand up fer ya right to pillage, plunda and drink Killepitsch!

So think what ya want bout ze German's and Pirates but my reply to ze Patriarch's (Der Spinnt?) belly achin' post bout being "Unworthy" "das kannst du deiner oma erzahlen!"  :)

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