Saturday, October 22, 2011

Big Kahuna's Last Swim

Next Swim: Sunday 10/23, 1PM
Last Swims: Friday 10/21 6PM, Saturday 10/22 1PM
Waves: Choppy
Water Clarity: Murky
Water Temps: Low 50's
Friday Crew: Diablo & Gumdrop
Saturday Crew: Diablo, Gumdrop, Patriarch

If you've been following the blog you've read some mysterious comments from Kahuna about about swimmings trees and the nature of reality. Were these just the confused ramblings of a senile old man, or were they terrible premonitions of his destiny? Today at the beach we learned the awful truth. There, washed up by the storm, was a gigantic old log with a green cap and goggles. The chilling awful terrible truth hit us right between the eyes: here lies Kahuna.
Gumdrop sheds a tear for our old washed up buddy, as Diablo drinks a toast to his memory:
Please send your cash contributions to the Kahuna Memorial Fund %Patriarch, Shorewood WI


Diablo said...

Patriarch, you forgot to mention that Kahuna was part on the crew both days, observing from the beach.
"A closed mind is like a closed book, just a block of wood"
Kahuna one more thought:“Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up"

Gumdrop said...

Poor Pinocchio ;-(

Jeff said...

Well, in other news, apparently during my last swim (a week ago Monday), the poison poop that's been floating around lake Michigan compromised my immune system and I ended up with shingles. More than finding my first gray hair, getting shingles is the ultimate sign of getting old.