Surfs Up

Water:  55

Air:  53

Waves: Yes

Wind:  Oh yeah, maybe 20 mph

Clarity: Yeah, right

Shore Support:  Itch, Synchro, Mr. Bubble

Pulled in to the parking lot to find only Itch and Synchro, and strong winds pushing the flag around.

Synchro's wearing gloves - "I'm not swimming"

Walk Down, thinking "Well, if Itch is swimming, I'm swimming, too"

Get to the beach and see what at first looked like a couple of logs bobbing around on the waves, then noticed the logs were paddling on surfboards.

Itch performs the ritual with the Itch-O-Meter, Mr Bubble gets out swimcap, goggles

Itch - "Are you swimming?"

Mr. Bubble - "Aren't you?"

Itch - "Hell no.  The water is 55 degrees"

End of discussion

Surfers come out to chat with us - 

"Are you guys the Klode Kru? You guys are really out there!"
#irony