Wednesday, May 26, 2021

The Seven Stages of (Swimming) Grief

(Probable) Next Swims: 

Mon - Fri 6 am and afternoons at 4 pm? - however, the next two mornings look like crap, so...
Sat/Sun 8am and noon

Last Swim: Wednesday 6am (Tuesday, too)
Water Temp: 47
Air Temp: 70-ish
Clarity: good
Waves: basically flat, with the impending GALE wind starting in
Kru: Lydia the TTL, Dragonfly, Showgirl

Happier pic below...


The 7 Stages of Swimming Grief:
  • Shock and denial - The water can't possibly be that cold, maybe someone else should take a reading
  • Pain and guilt - My feet really hurt! If only I'd bought better booties.
  • Anger and bargaining - F*ck this!! But maybe if I come every day it will get warmer
  • Depression - It's never going to get warmer.
  • The upward turn - Wait, is it getting warmer?
  • Reconstruction and working through - I will go to Lake Effect and buy more stuff.
  • Acceptance and hope - I will swim regardless.  But maybe it will get warmer?

Happy family of ducks from yesterday.


4 comments:

Luna Laguna said...

Ha! I feel this!

Magic Mike said...

Hammer (Showgirl), meet nailhead (the hardships of open water swimming in the spring in Lake Michigan when you're not one of those folks who does it year round)!

Mr. Bubble said...

Excellent analysis - you should publish!

Unknown said...

This is funny because it's true. Still chickenshit but hopeful.