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| these photos courtesy of TTL |
Greg and Ted (a.k.a The Patriarch and The Cap'n, a.k.a Dos Locos) will record their excellent Lake Michigan swim adventures here. We'll provide daily updates on lake conditions, and our plans for upcoming swims. In addition we'll write some observations, ramblings, rants, and wacko theories related to Lake Michigan swimming (or not).
Likely Next Swims:
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| these photos courtesy of TTL |
Duck-Mometer - 69.5
Smart watch-Mometer- 70
Air Temp: 70 and clear
Water Clarity: reflected moon light
Waves: gentle swell
Kru: John, Mike, Moondaug-Gumdrop, Janneke P.S. (henceforward to be known as Moonshine)
Photo credit: Spawn of Mike
As we left our slight trepidations on the shore, a slight cool breeze disappeared into embracing warm swells mixed in full moon beams. The warm water sitting comfortably above the thermocline made for the perfect juxtaposition of warm and cool. Love that sensation. When you heat up, just drop your elbow a little to scoop the refreshing cool. And repeat. A gorgeous full Buck-Moon was enjoyed by all. To moon the moon or not is the question. A respectable reciprocity...
On the way back from South Down Spout, a question about sighting was asked. A suggestion was made to keep the shore in sight till the rock piles are visible again. But be sure to keep a look forward from time to time so you don't ram a rock thick as a Brick (that nick is taken already)- that's one way to get a nickname. Speaking of which, Janneke is game to have a nickname... Moonmar, Moonbeam, Moonshine (?)...my inclination is Moonshine, as she saved a capless bottle of rum, plus her awesome lights in her swim buoy!
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| photo credit Zach |
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| Photo credit (and subject) TTL |
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Next Full moon swim; Wednesday 7-29, 8:15 pm, (Buck full moon)
The forecast is for warm water, warm clear air, and smooth gentle moon swells. Full moon rises over the lake at 8:32 pm, with a sunset at 8:13 PM. Swim on out and swim in/to the gravity feed pull sway of pulsating waves and shimmering rays.
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Having spent the last few days in Satan’s inferno, we were
all stalking air quality sites, desperate for a few good hours in the
lake.
The weather gods smiled upon us and conditions were great
this morning.
It was still a roller coaster of water temps and conditions,
plus sunshine and clouds.
Anyway, this time of year brings out the fair weather
swimmers and triathletes. There were
lots of occasional swimmers at the beach.
With many events in the near future, most people swam
long—many to three piers, some even farther.
Mrs. Hollywood logged a shocking 9400 yards. I’ll do the math for you: that’s 5.3 miles. Yes. She did that.
When we launched, it was cloudy with tiny ruffles on the water
caused by a breeze out of the north.
Later in the swim, the wind died down and the sun came out. Later in the swim, the clouds rolled back in
and significant chop commenced. During
all of that, there were breathtakingly chilly pockets of water interspersed with
cool, with warm, and even the occasional TOO warm pocket.
But what is S.S. Freaky, you ask? So…. swimming landmarks come and go. Near three piers there has been a mostly-destroyed orange canoe. TTL and I saw it totally submerged on Wednesday. Others saw it on the beach. Today, Magic Mike, Cindy, and Other Guy dragged it back on shore and saw its name: S.S. Freaky. Sadly, we will never know what this canoe or its owners did to justify that name.
Captn's log: July 4th, 2026 - Noon <location: Big Bay Beach>
NEXT SWIM: Sunday July 5th - Noon <location: likely Klode unless July 4th Fireworks postponed>
SWIM CONDITIONS:
Water Temp:
☠️ Ahoy, Mateys! Happy 4th o' July to ye all!
'Twas a mighty peculiar day on the shores o' Lake Michigan. The mornin' began as fine as any sailor could hope fer—bright sunshine, calm seas, and air temperatures hoverin' around 80 degrees. But just before our traditional 4th o' July Walk o' the Plank at Big Bay, the Lady o' the Lake had other plans. Out o' nowhere, a thick fog rolled in, the mercury dropped into the 60s, and the shoreline took on a ghostly look worthy o' any pirate tale.
Despite the recent "Ring o' Fire" scorcher that sent landlubbers sweatin' through temperatures in the 90s with enough humidity to float a galleon, the Lady o' the Lake turned her icy shoulder upon us. She drove the water temperatures down into the upper 40s and low 50s, remindin' us who's truly captain o' these waters.
But the Kru be made o' sterner stuff! We remained steadfast and fearless, continuin' to walk the plank and brave the frigid depths without so much as a mutiny.
Now fer Sunday's voyage...
Our plan be to return to Klode, unless tonight's fireworks be delayed on account o' the fog. Should the annual Whitefish Bay fireworks be postponed until Sunday, I'd expect the Whitefish Bay Facebook page to spread the word.
If the Klode fireworks be moved to Sunday, July 5th, we'll set sail from Big Bay instead.
And fer any matey lookin' fer a bit more adventure after the swim, there be whispers throughout the fleet o' a post-swim gatherin' at the Estabrook Bier Garten. Cast yer eyes upon the picture below to spy Sunday's specials, and mayhaps we'll hoist a pint together after conquerin' the cold waters.
Fair winds, calm seas... and may the Lady o' the Lake show us a wee bit more mercy next voyage! ☠️
Details re a July Fourth Swim: As Klode Beach is closed on July 4th, the Kru's July Fourth Swim will be at noon, at Big Bay Beach. Forecast water temp is ~55 degrees. Post swim toast to 'MERECA likely.