Door County

Next Swims:  Today Thursday 7/7,  5:30PM weather permitting
Friday 7/8 6AM

Last Swim: Thursday July 7th 6AM
Water Temp: 62 "Aye Allright"
Waves: Calm
Water Clarity: Very Good
Crew: Diablo, Crash, Scarface, Nivens McTwist, Itch, Diana, Rosa, Panini, Grace, Showgirl, Robert, Patriarch
Suit/Skin: 6/6

I have returned from my annual get-together with my retired buddies in Door County.  Showgirl imagines that we "boozed it up and hit the strip clubs".  I suppose it's only fair that women think that's what men do when they are together without wives/girlfriends.  Men believe that when women are together without their husbands/boyfriends they spend their time bitching about men.

No Showgirl, there are no strip clubs in Door County.  There aren't even any chain restaurants or chain motels, just shops and restaurants and bed-and-breakfasts with names like Whistling Swan, White Gull, Lull-Abi, Blue Ivy, Robin's Nest, Cherry Dairy, Oilevie Olive Bar, etc.  The feminine bodies on display are impeccably coffered and manicured and fashionably clothed in faux-casual.

Still, it's pretty there, and if you look hard enough you can still find some remnants of "authentic" Door County (whatever that is).