Saturday, September 3, 2022

Get Out and Vote!

Next swims: 
Sunday @ 8 am and Noon
Labor Day @ 8 am and Noon?
then back to usual schedule, Mon - Fri 6am, 5pm; Sat & Sun 8am and noon

Last Swim: Saturday @ Noon
Air temp: Upper 60s, cloudy and windy
Water temp: 58
Waves: Rockin and Rolling, 4 feet+
Clarity: 5/10.  A bit dirty near the rocks, could see bottom further out
Kru: Itch, Diablo, The Other Dave, Peaches, Capt'n, Brick, Sunny Luna Laguna, Mr. Bubble and most importantly, Andy (aka Bum Foot, Peg Leg or Pool Boy)
Shore Support:  Princess Vivian and her book, Ziggy

As the group was assembling - I noticed a guy I had seen before who was wearing a "medical boot" for a bone fracture.  I couldn't remember his name, so I asked Ziggy - What's that guy's name?  She immediately replied - "Bum Foot", but no she didn't know his real name.  Ziggy answered so quickly and confidently, that I assumed there was a Klode Kru Consensus that this was his new nickname.  So, I approached Bum Foot and said - "I understand you have a new nickname, Bum Foot"  Please remind me though - what is your real name?".  "Andy".  

Andy was not aware that he had been given the nickname Bum Foot, but he liked it.  He said it would help remind him that his foot is not back to normal yet and that he should quit acting like it is.  

However, as I discussed the new nickname with the other Kru members, I learned that there was not yet a Klode Kru Consensus on the new nickname.  First I learned that Kahuna had come up with the nickname - "Pool Boy", but that Synchro had nixed that name.  Then it was alleged that MoonDaug had spontaneously come up with "Peg Leg", which seemed pretty appropriate.  Although the Other Dave pointed out that a peg leg is a permanent appendage, whereas a boot is temporary. 

So, in order to establish a proper consensus for Andy's nickname, I'm asking everyone to do their civic duty 
GET OUT AND VOTE
GET OUT AND VOTE
GET OUT AND VOTE

This will be a SPECIAL ELECTION in several respects:
  1. 100% CONVENIENT - Cast your vote in the Comments section anytime of day or night
  2. 100% TRANSPARENT - Secret ballots lead to rigged elections.
  3. VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN - You can vote as many times as you like, but if you do vote more than once, none of your votes will count.  
Here's the sample ballot:

REFERENDUM:  
What will be Andy's Klode Kru nickname going forward?
  1. Bum Foot
  2. Peg Leg
  3. Pool Boy
  4. Something Else



16 comments:

Mr. Bubble said...

Something Else

Bikes matter said...

Northshore Nancy suggested Das Boot as a write-in which I am also voting for.

Wytosk said...

Das Boot is so good. I’m a write-in for that.

Wytosk said...

Also, color me surprised:

https://pbswisconsin.org/news-item/concordia-university-wisconsins-massive-seawall-frustrates-downstream-neighbors/

Hurricane said...

How about Bootsy?

Kahuna said...

I vote AGAINST using the triple K acronym in the blog anymore, lest we start popping up in weird searches, or somehow get associated with weird terrorist organizations.

Kahuna said...

But I'm in favor of democracy. I'm also interested in hearing which of the several creative nominations Andy favors. I would probably vote in favor of that, even though I still think IMHO that "Pool Boy" is a pretty good Kru nickname.

Moondaug said...
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Moondaug said...

I have also mentioned in the past my dislike for that acronym, yet it has popped up again. I think we need a douche bag jar.

Andy Paullin said...

My high school cross country team called me "hop-along" (for a different injury, though I'm now wondering if they're related!) I kinda like Peg-leg, it fits with the whole pirate theme. But would also be willing to give that up if someone ever joins who has an actual artificial leg. Either way, I'm a big believer that someone's Kru name should be whatever the Kru decides :-) I will accept my fate... Wetsuit shopping this weekend, yay!

Dragonfly Riffraff said...

Das Boot. Will be a great nickname after the boot comes off too. Then we can have something in reserve for the next Pool Boy.

Wytosk said...

Here here to not using that acronym ever, ever again. Aside from just no, we get enough weird spammy rando comments and don’t need to add whatever that would attract.

Capt'n said...

Good Grief....I agree, let's never use that acronym again! In the good ole days The Patriarch would re-nickname you in a twitch of his whisker for such blasphemy! I do, however, enjoy a good spirited conversation...particularly when it comes to nicknames. :) "Hop-along"....that's a good one!

Synchro said...

I'm for Das Boot. It's the last movie I saw at the Times Cinema that had and actual ~intermission~. Also good movie, if you have what it takes to plow through two large popcorns...

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