Monday, August 3, 2015

Mutiny! (Itch Made Us Do It)

Next Swims:  Tue - Fri, Aug 4-7, 6AM
Also possibly some 6PM swims, check back

Last Swim: Monday Aug 3rd, 6PM
Water Temp: 57
Waves: Calm
Water Clarity:  Good, surprisingly after last night's storms
Crew: Nancy North Shore, Mark, 2-Ply, No-Ply, Crash, Itch, Mitch, Capt'n, Super Hera, Patriarch
Wetsuit/Skin: 8/2
Pitsch: 5

Today I have a sad tale of a good man driven to mutiny by demon rum.  Capt'n had brought the Killepitsch for usual post-swim toast,  but then he and Super Hera took off on a late long swim, leaving the rest of us high and dry and thirsty.

The rest of us were patient but Itch's mad cravings would not wait.  With a crazed look in his eye he grabbed Capt'ns Pitsch and started guzzling straight out of the bottle.

"Stop, man, get a hold of yourself!",  I cried, "Capt'n will kill you!" But then Itch forced us all to join him at gunpoint. What were we to do?  

2 comments:

jamie said...

You scurvy prices! (damn spellcheck)

jamie said...

You scurvy prices! (damn spellcheck)