Next Swims: Tue - Fri, Aug 4-7, 6AM
Also possibly some 6PM swims, check back
Last Swim: Monday Aug 3rd, 6PM
Water Temp: 57
Waves: Calm
Water Clarity: Good, surprisingly after last night's storms
Crew: Nancy North Shore, Mark, 2-Ply, No-Ply, Crash, Itch, Mitch, Capt'n, Super Hera, Patriarch
Wetsuit/Skin: 8/2
Pitsch: 5
Today I have a sad tale of a good man driven to mutiny by demon rum. Capt'n had brought the Killepitsch for usual post-swim toast, but then he and Super Hera took off on a late long swim, leaving the rest of us high and dry and thirsty.
The rest of us were patient but Itch's mad cravings would not wait. With a crazed look in his eye he grabbed Capt'ns Pitsch and started guzzling straight out of the bottle.
"Stop, man, get a hold of yourself!", I cried, "Capt'n will kill you!" But then Itch forced us all to join him at gunpoint. What were we to do?
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You scurvy prices! (damn spellcheck)
You scurvy prices! (damn spellcheck)
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