Tuesday, May 23, 2023

This Juice is Worth the Squeeze*

  Time:  Tuesday, May 23 7 a.m.

Water:  53 on the south side of land bridge, 52-56 on north side depending on which thermometer
Air: Hazy sunshine, windless
Waves: Very slight push from SSE
ClarityClear(ish)
Kru:  Showgirl, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Lt MJ, Sunny Luna Laguna, Hollywood, Dragonfly
Shore support:  None
Next swims:  Thurs-Fri?  12 noon Saturday and 12 noon Sunday

Weather hawks all, we descended greedily on today's swimming window; as 4-7foot waves are forecast for tomorrow. All in wetsuits, some sleeveless. 

Afterwards we kvetch about women's t shirts from athletic events, which typically are not sized to fit actual women. And when "women's fit" shirts are available, they run in absurdly miniscule size ranges.

"I don't want to swim for 2 hours to get a shirt that doesn't fit," groused TTL. 

"Yeah, is the juice worth the squeeze?" concurred Hollywood. 

We all found this phrase - which Hollywood insisted was the latest corporate buzz-speak - hilarious.

Manufacturers, merch hucksters and promoters take note:  The Universe is bigger than you ever imagined. Moreover, it is expanding. So please look around at your demographics, and make better choices.


Beach looking coyly photogenic as usual.  Missing:  Surf Captain


Today's swim IS worth the squeeze--nothing at stake but cold, clear(ish), quiet open water and good fellowship 

*Note: this blog was not written with ChatGPT

2 comments:

Synchro said...

Tuesday night 5pm

Air temp: 70
Water temp: 60! (you can all imagine my exclamations of disbelief)
Waves: 3-6 inchers out of the SSE
Clarity: pollen-like haze on surface, 7/10 beneath
Shore support: various warm weather enjoyers, a few young ladies with an inflatable white cadillac the size of an ACTUAL cadillac

My inaugural swim of the season was a solo. Couldn't believe no one else showed up for the primo conditions!

Dragonfly Riffraff said...

Congrats on your inaugural solo swim, Synchro! How delightful to have the 60 degrees! How interesting, about the cadillac!