Sunday, July 12, 2020

5:30 news tonight on Channel 58




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4 comments:

Dragonfly Riffraff said...

Whoa, Captain! Official spokesperson for the Klode Kru! Great job - you've been in front of the camera before?

Kahuna said...

As always, the Cap'n did a bang-up job speaking regarding the, beauty, benefits and joys of Lake Michigan swimming. Surprisingly, CBS 58 decided not to broadcast any of the profound comments the Cap'n had that were delivered by him in a German accent.

Moondaug said...

News caster-...no swimmer gets left behind.
Capt'n--… I have a group of 25-30 people.
Pirates code-He who fall's behind, stays behind.
Davy Jones-Hmm, I don't recall seeing you before?

Wytosk said...

Heh. I wish the german made it on! As a forever lifeguard there are no truer words than stay calm. I hope thats scary enough to keep people who can’t do that away. Maybe gotta find a secret beach now and then.