Next Swim: ?? 2016 ??
Last Swims:
Sun Oct 25th 1PM
Water Temp: 47
Waves: Gentle Rollers
Water Clarity: Good
Crew: Showgirl, Panini, Whatzzisname?, Itch, Diablo, Gumdrop, with me, Capt'n, Crash, and Scarface cheering from shore
Wetsuit/Skin: 3/3
Pitsch: 10
Sat Oct 24th 1PM
Water Temp: 55
Waves: Gentle Rollers
Water Clarity: Murky
Crew: Capt'n, Diablo, Mr. Anonymous, Itch, Showgirl, Crash, Patriarch
Wetsuit/Skin: 4/2
Pitsch: 7
Despite some bold Killepitsch-inspired talk about continuing to swim, I think realistically we've reached the end of the season. Good thing, too, as the ladies, have lost all self control. After practically forcing me to drink shots, Showgirl ripped off my shirt and Panini groped me all over with her cold wet hands, while Crash and Scarface stood by and laughed. Ladies, show us and yourselves some respect! We're more than just handsome hunky studly sex toy playthings!
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2 comments:
If we swim this Saturday I promise to rip your shirt off again. Plus anyone else who wears a snap-front shirt. :)
c'mon--weather is supposed to be in the 50s and 60s this weekend... surely you can swim in the afternoon!
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