Air temp:57
Water temp:30's
Crew-Itch, maybe others earlier.
Next swims: Not sure, but some have posted, but
there will of course be a New Years Day Plunge (Stay tuned).
The warm December
weather made it a good day to go to the beach, so I headed there after work,
hoping to find others with the same idea. Alas, not so many did I find, perhaps
because of the short days now.
Today is Festivus day, which got me thinking, so,
let The Airing of the Grievance commence!
Capt-Wont swim a straight line, and doesn't wear an eye patch.
Diablo-Won't introduce me to his sister.
Mr. Anonymous-is a quick leaver.
Showgirl -Doesn't invite me to after swim coffee
and her bling is rather more scarce these days.
Itch-doesn't post swim reports.
Kahuna-fails to address blatantly flagrant abuses to the high watermark access
for free peoples, and wears a boring kilt.
Tarzana-wont let me drink my beer.
Bigshow-Where!?!??!!?
Sir James-Doesn't share cool underwater demolition toys, and
wears obscenely colored speedos.
Patriarch-is to kind to complain about.
Handy Man
Hank-Still has not made portable beach sauna.
Perhaps now is a good time to
start ruminating about New Year resolutions as you prepare for the New Years Plunge.
4 comments:
Ha! Commence feats of strength!
Wow what an awesome list - envious of those who merited a mention. I think you should have numbered them and posted an even 12 to correspond to the 12 Days of Christmas!
This is awesome!
My new years resolution: Offend even more people in 2021!
And... return to bling!
Like Dragonfly, I'm envious of those who merited a mention - she seems a lot more good natured about it though. It's a grievance for me!
Actually, my biggest grievance is other people's grievances, so maybe that makes me an infinite grievance loop, or at the very least, a double negative. I guess this is about as sensible as Magic Mike's discussion of the antonym for "bad ass" (Mike - won't you please tell me where you scored those mushrooms you consumed before writing that post?)
Post a Comment