Saturday, July 26, 2025

"Outstanding"


Above, the Cascades, and their 1963 hit "Listen to the Rhythm of the Falling Rain"

Report Re:  7/26 morning swim.

Upcoming Swims:  See below "typical" schedule.

Kru:  Rob ("That was Outstaning"), Sam, Joan, Ala, Julie, Kahuna

Water:  Low 70s by the toe.  Very pleasant.  Water pretty clear.  No noticeable current.        

Air Temp and Weather:  When we arrived, and for the first half of the swim, there was a light, pleasant rain coming down. Cloudy.  No wind.  

Typical Weekly Swim Schedule:  The Typical Schedule for group swims is M-F 6 a.m. and 5:30 p.m.;  Sat. & Sun.  8 a.m. and noon.  All swims (unless otherwise expressly indicated are at Klode Beach (WFB).  Check blog comments, for additional "impromptu" group swims, or changes to the schedule.)     

Other Notes:  Their were two treasure hunters on the beach this morning, who were searching for a long time like over an hour, but it seemed without a metal detector.  Maybe they should go down to the first staircase south, and see what's in the submerged chest (which lies on the Lake bed, about two Diablo's deep; see prior blog entries for more precise coordinates).  What's in the box?  Who knows what could be in there?  Epstein's "Little Black Book"?  The truth is out there.



If You Are Reading This, and You Have Never Gone for an Open Water Swim with the Lake Michigan Swimmers Before, but You Are Considering Doing Such, Someday:  Folks who are interested in open water swimming in Lake Michigan are always welcome to come swim with us.  No experience necessary.  We are a welcoming group.  To see the answers to frequently asked questions about swimming with us, scroll down past the pictures in the rignt hand column, and click on "Kru FAQ's." If your question is not answered at that webpage, put your question in the comments, and a member of the Kru will probably reply in the comments to your question shortly.    

Bloggers & Commenters Welcome:  If you swim, please consider posting a blog piece, or at least a comment, regarding your swim/experience, especially when you swam, and what the temperature and water condition was (that's very helpful to others who may be contemplating a swim.  Thanks and cheers, cheers and thanks.

Sunday, July 20, 2025

Glad Somebody’s Doing It

Report Re:  7/20/25 noon swim.

Upcoming Swims:  See below "typical" schedule.

Kru:  Good sized Kru this noon, including Sandy (Beach Name “Sandy”), Bobber, Brick, Itch, Super Herra, Luna, We’Tack, Fin Fin, Katie (first timer?), Jason, Lauren, Kahuna, others (my apologies if I missed your name, please add in comments). 

Water:  One degree less than 70.  Tan to brownish near shore, bright blue out there.  Waves 1 to 3.  A moderate current from the North.     

Air Temp and Weather:  Partly cloudy, breezy from the East.

Typical Weekly Swim Schedule:  The Typical Schedule for group swims is M-F 6 a.m. and 5:30 p.m.;  Sat. & Sun.  8 a.m. and noon.  All swims (unless otherwise expressly indicated are at Klode Beach (WFB).  Check blog comments, for additional "impromptu" group swims, or changes to the schedule.)     

You Are Reading This, and You Have Never Gone for an Open Water Swim with the Lake Michigan Swimmers Before, But You Are "Kru Curious"  

Folks who are interested in open water swimming in Lake Michigan are always welcome to come swim with us.  To see the answers to frequently asked questions about swimming with us, scroll down past the pictures in the rignt hand column, and click on "Kru FAQ's." If your question is not answered at that webpage entry, put your question in the comments, and a member of the Kru will probably reply to your question shortly.    

Bloggers & Commenters Welcome:  If you swim, please consider posting a blog piece, or at least a comment, regarding your swim/experience, especially when you swam, and what the temperature and water condition was (that's very helpful to others who may be contemplating a swim

What’s the Spawn ‘O Kahuna Up to These Days?

If you are interested in the above question, read on; if not you can skip the rest.

Some of you remember my youngest son Gus (a/k/a “SonAKahuna v2.0”), pictured below. 

Above, Gus looking at me with his usual pre-swim expression of “I not only intend to swim faster than you Dad, I intend to crush your soul out there.” 

Gus is currently living out East, working on a Ph.D in microbiology, but he was in town briefly this week, to ship out on the R/V Lake Guardian, the EPA’s largest research vessel on the Great Lakes.  At 180’ long, it is the well-stocked floating lab for Great Lakes research. 

Gus has sailed and done research on the Lake Guardian a couple of times, and I asked him what the Ship’s and his mission was this time on their approximately 10-day voyage around Lake Michigan.  Here’s what he told me:

This voyage is monitoring the health of the water column and the benthos (lake floor) in Lake Michigan.  It is run by the EPA, which is responsible for monitoring the health of the Great Lakes.  Since the boat is already out and about, they invite other researchers on who are studying the Great Lakes.  On this cruise, there are teams from the EPA, NOAA, Buffalo State, Wright State University, UW-Milwaukee, and Cornell.  I am studying how the density of zebra mussels changes bacteria in the sediment (under the mussels), on the mussels themselves, and in the water column above the mussels.  The density has big impacts on the metabolism of bacteria, which affects the availability of nutrients like carbon and nitrogen, which trickles up to larger organisms like plankton, the fish that eat this plankton, and the humans who use Lake Michigan for drinking water (or open water swimming).  The main purpose of this survey, from the EPA perspective, is to map zebra mussels’ coverage of the lake and their impact on the health of other life that lives on and relies on the lake floor for food and habitat and assess the health of the sediments/lake floor.

Gus gave SheWhoMustNotBeNamed and me a tour of the ship, while it was in port on Thursday, to re-stock.  Built, in 1980 as a research vessel, it’s no luxurious “Carnival Cruise Ship,” but it is a pretty impressive thing, to see all of the equipment and labs on the ship.  Below are some of the pictures I took on the ship. 

Above, proof that Gus actually is one.

                                         

Above, lots of Lake Michigan water samples to be processed, and Gus showed us how they store some of the micro-organisms collected in a container cooled by liquid nitrogen, cooled to about -321°F.

Above, the big heavy robotic scientific thing that they lower over the side, that goes down to the bottom of the Lake, and collects the samples.

Gus showing SWMNBN a screen on the Lake Guardian, showing some of the recent data they’ve collected about temperature, turbidity, and a bunch of other stuff.











Above, Gus and a colleague working on collecting samples at the stern of the Lake Guardian.

Above, Gus and SWMNBN near the bow of the Lake Guardian.

But What about SonAKahuna v1.0?  

How about the other spear-side "Spawn ‘O Kahuna"?  Is SonAKahuna v1.0 doing any important aquatic research these days?  Well, maybe.  He completed hiking the CDT yesterday, so to celebrate, he stopped by the Sip ‘n Dip Lounge, a tiki bar in Great Falls, Montana.  Once ranked by GQ Magazine as one of its “top ten bars in the world,” patrons get to enjoy a drink at the bar, while watching local mermaids swim in the huge glass tanks behind the bar.  Who knew? 

Saturday, July 19, 2025

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday [Morning's] Alright, Alright

[Elton John made big money, writing lyrics like the above -- go figure.]

Report Re:  7/19/25 A.M. swim.

Upcoming Swims:  See below "typical" schedule.

Kru:  Good sized Kru this morning, including Kim, Shirley, Lake Scquatch, Lauren, Hannah, Ron, Mrs. Hollywood, Kladecky, Scott (new guy), Showgirl, "Rock Me Like a Hurricaine," Kim, Guardian Goddess, Lt. MJ, Mr. Anonymous, Hardware Hank, Kahuna, others (my appologies if I missed your name, please add in comments). 

Water:  68.5 degree temp; waves flat.  Improving clarity.  No current of note.   

Air Temp and Weather:  Cloudy, calm, 75 degrees.   



Other Notes:  Great Blue Heron spotted post swim (pictured above) by Hank on South Beach.  I asked Hank if he was biking home, and he said "yes, I brought my donut bike."  To which I replied "what's a donut bike?"  To which he replied "It's the bike I ride when I want to stop and get donuts."  (Duh?)  I wonder if Hank also has a "beer bike," an "olive bike," and a "frozen pizza bike."   I rode with Hank back to Shorewood, past Three Lions (regrettably, not yet open when we rode by), and dropped Hank at Metro Market, so he could stop to buy donuts for Nancy Northshore.  Good man.  

Typical Weekly Swim Schedule:  The Typical Schedule for group swims is M-F 6 a.m. and 5:30 p.m.;  Sat. & Sun.  8 a.m. and noon.  All swims (unless otherwise expressly indicated are at Klode 
Beach (WFB).  Check blog comments, for additional "impromtu" group swims, or changes to the schedule.)     

You Are Reading This, and You Have Never Gone for a Open Water Swim with the Lake Michigan Swimmers Before, But You Are "Kru Curious"?  
Folks who are interested in open water swimming in Lake Michigan are always welcome to come swim with us.  To see the answers to frequently asked questions about swimming with us, scroll down past the pictures in the rignt hand column, and click on "Kru FAQ's." If your question is not answered at that webpage entry, put your question in the comments, and a member of the Kru will probably reply to your question shortly.    

Bloggers & Commenters Welccome:  If you swim, please consider posting a blog piece, or at least a comment, regarding your swim/experience, especially when you swam, and what the temperature was (that's very helpful to others who may be contemplating a swim).  

Thursday, July 17, 2025

Hail! Hail! Rock 'n' Roll -- Rip It Up


Report:  7/17/25 A.M. swim.

Kru:  Diablo (early shift), Magic Mike, Kahuna (a much smaller Kru than yesterday a.m.) 

Water:  60 degree temp; Waves 4-6.  Big Water.  Rialed up.  Low clarity.  Srong current from the North.  Some good size debris in the water, including some limbs (tree limbs, I think).

Air Temp and Weather:  Cloudy, sweatshirt weather on the beach.  Breezy. 

Other Notes:  Very much a rock 'n' roll, rip it up, morning, with kids getting tossed all over the dance floor of the Lake.  The Magic Man and I initially tried to swim out straight between the rocks, but the Lake decided to spit both of us back on to the beach like watermelon seeds.  We then decided to lanuch from North Beach.  Waves big enough to roll us several times.  We didn't get much further north than Sewer Pipe, than swam back with the intention to come ashore at South Beach.  Sort of tricky, given the current, but both of finally managed to stick the landing.  

Typical Schedule and Locations for Kru Swims:  The Typical/Regular Schedule (all at Klode Beach):  M-F 6 a.m. and 5:30 p.m.;  Sat. & Sun.  8 a.m. and noon.  (Check blog comments, for additional "impromtu" group swims, or changes.)     

Never Gone for a Open Water Swim with the Lake Michigan Swimmers Before, But You Are "Kru Curious"?  
Folks who are interested in open water swimming in Lake Michigan are always welcome to come swim with us.  To see the answers to frequently asked questions about swimming with us, scroll down past the pictures in the rignt hand column, and click on "Kru FAQ's." If your question is not answered, put your question in the comments, and a member of the Kru will probably reply.    

Bloggers & Commenters Welccome:  If you swim, please consider posting a blog piece, or at least a comment, regarding your swim/experience, especially when you swam, and what the temperature was.  That's very helpful to others who may be contemplating a swim after you.  

Sunday, July 13, 2025

Good Day Sunshine

 


Kru:  Sandy (Beach Name Sandy), Brick, Bobber, Peter the Great, Lincoln's Ma, Lincoln's Papa Was a Taylor Man, Bobber, Scooby (Welcome Back!), Captain, Diablo, Itch, Kahuna

Air Temp and Weather:  80, mostly sunny, but some wildfire haze.

Water:  ~68 at shore, some cool pockets along the way, flat and clear water, with a slight current from the south.

Typical Schedule and Locations for Kru Swims:  The Typical/Regular Schedule (all at Klode Beach):  M-F 6 a.m. and 5:30 p.m.;  Sat. & Sun.  8 a.m. and noon.  (Check blog comments, for additional "impromtu" group swims, or changes.)     

Never Gone for a Open Water Swim with the Lake Michigan Swimmers Before, But You Are "Kru Curious"?  
Folks who are interested in open water swimming in Lake Michigan are always welcome to come swim with us.  To see the answers to frequently asked questions about swimming with us, scroll down past the pictures in the rignt hand column, and click on "Kru FAQ's." If your question is not answered, put your question in the comments, and a member of the Kru will probably reply.    

Bloggers & Commenters Welccome:  If you swim, please consider posting a blog piece, or at least a comment, regarding your swim/experience, especially when you swam, and what the temperature was.  That's very helpful to others who may be contemplating a swim after you.  

Wednesday, July 9, 2025

Wall of Stink

Next Swims: Mon-Fri 6am Weekday evenings 5? 5:30? 6? Sat/Sun 8am and noon. (All of these are weather and people dependent) 
Last Swim<: 6am Tues, plus others
Water temp: No thermometer but we estimated around 66 
Air Temp: 70-ish 
Water Quality: Flat-ish, with small slappiness 
Clarity: Not too bad, could see bottom towards Mudslides 
Kru: Lt. MJ, Showgirl, Drangonfly, Magic Mike, Cindy, Sunny Luna Laguna, Diablo, Flipper Guy. Mrs. Hollywood and Fin-Fyn Klodecky on early shift. 
Shore Support: Nahid 

The lake seemed even more beautiful than usual this morning, with pale diffused sunlight shimmering off pearlescent water, giving a general effect like the pure white light I imagine in meditation. Up close and personal, it's still a beach, with a necklace of green scum along the shoreline and a wall of stink you had to pass through to get to the water. Coming out from the water, you had to dodge something amorphous buried in the sand that appeared to be both smelly and dead. Numerous people went skin, others opted for their most minimal wetsuits. 

Most went to the Cute Chairs, some to Three Piers. I went to the Little Beach in between. I could see the Three Piers, but thought if I went all the way there, I would not enjoy the trip back so much, and I really wanted to enjoy. It felt a bit colder than yesterday, with the rain, and yesterday I got cold, especially getting out and finding my stuff kind of wet, which is why I am not one of the swim-in-the-rain fans. I'll do it, but I don't seek it out!

Tuesday, July 8, 2025

We Don't Need Sunshine

 Next Swims:  Mon-Fri 6am

                            Weekday evenings 5? 5:30? 6? 
                            Sat/Sun 8am and noon.  
                            (All of these are weather and people dependent)  

Last Swim:  6am Tues, plus others    

Water temp: 66!
Air Temp:   70-ish
Water Quality:  flat, with very small swells
Clarity:  no
Kru:  Lt. MJ, Lydia the Tattoo'd Lady, Showgirl, Drangonfly, Mr. Anonymous, Katie,  New Swimmer Olivia, Magic Mike
Shore Support:  no

We got to the beach and Dragonfly assured us that the rain in the dark sky was moving north.

Cue the rain.

Now.... TTL and I LOVE swimming in the rain.  There was a moment during this swim when it really came down, perhaps more than during any other swim.  It was great!

Also, after our 52F swim Sunday morning, 66 felt like an amazing gift.

Photo(s) credit TTL, or Lt. MJ, or Katie





Friday, July 4, 2025

BOOM! BANG! OOH! AAH!


July 4th Swim Report:  Twas certainly a day worth celebrating in the Lake.

Kru:  Early shift Sandy (Beach Name Sandy), and Brick; 11:00 Kru: Yonica (badass, who swam all the way from Big Bay to Atwater, or at least that's what she said she was going to do, nobody's seen her since, so we assume she made it), Guardian Goddess, Peter, the Fast One (patrioticly pictured above), Nick "Touché" the Californian, Kahuna, with shore support from Moondog, Jake the Wonder Dog, and Hollywood with her two dogs.

Air Temp and Weather:  80, mostly sunny.

Water:  Brick measured it at 68 or 69.  My sense was it was more like lower 60's near the jetty, but once we got away from the jetty, my estimation is it was more like 72.  Flat and clear water, with a slight current from the south.

Post Swim Toast:  'MERICA! 

Typical Schedule and Locations for Kru Swims:  The Typical/Regular Schedule (all at Klode Beach):  M-F 6 a.m. and 5:30 p.m.;  Sat. & Sun.  8 a.m. and noon.  (Check blog comments, for additional "impromtu" group swims, or changes.)     

Never Gone for a Open Water Swim with the Lake Michigan Swimmers Before, But You Are "Kru Curious"?  
Folks who are interested in open water swimming in Lake Michigan are always welcome to come swim with us.  To see the answers to frequently asked questions about swimming with us, scroll down past the pictures in the rignt hand column, and click on "Kru FAQ's." If your question is not answered, put your question in the comments, and a member of the Kru will probably reply.    

Bloggers & Commenters Welccome:  If you swim, please consider posting a blog piece, or at least a comment, regarding your swim/experience, especially when you swam, and what the temperature was.  That's very helpful to others who may be contemplating a swim after you.    

Thursday, July 3, 2025

Big Bay, Big Bang, July Fourth Swim."


NOTE July 4th Swim Location and Time:  BIG BAY PARK, at 10:00 a.m.  

Typical Schedule and Locations for Kru Swims:  The Typical/Regular Schedule (all at Klode Beach):  M-F 6 a.m. and 5:30 p.m.;  Sat. & Sun.  8 a.m. and noon.  (Check blog comments, for additional "impromtu" group swims, or changes.)     

Holiday Location Rationale:  Klode Beach and Atwater Beach I'm told are both closed on the 4th, so they can get the fireworks shows set up.  Hence the special "Big Bay, Big Bang, July Fourth Swim."  It may be that others are going to try to sneak in an early morning swim at Klode (check the comments for details).  

Never Gone for a Open Water Swim with the Lake Michigan Swimmers Before, But You Are "Kru Curious"?  
Folks who are interested in open water swimming in Lake Michigan are always welcome to come swim with us.  We are not as weird as we may sound in this blog.  (We are weirder.)  To see the answers to frequently asked questions about swimming with us, scroll down past the pictures in the rignt hand column, and click on "Kru FAQ's." If your question is not answered, put your question in the comments, and a member of the Kru will probably reply.  The Lake should be in pretty good shape and temperature on the fourth, for those who want to give it a try.